Now they know you’re not to be fucked with. Thadeous: Yes, of course. [after they’ve killed Leezar and rescued Belladonna] Thadeous: I think I’m beginning to like the feel of blood and filth upon these fingers. It is a knife. Fabious: Shut up! There’s never been a love so true as ours. Thadeous: What a coincidence, I was just about to finish thinking of you. Isabel: I know how you’re feeling inside. Leezar: It doesn’t look unusual. Thadeous: Courtney, take my dick. : Fabious: Very well. You’ve got to suck out the venom! [after they’ve killed Leezar and rescued Belladonna] Thadeous: I think I’m beginning to like the feel of blood and filth upon these fingers. Your Highness is a 2011 adventure comedy film directed by David Gordon Green of Pineapple Express fame that could best be described as a tongue-in-cheek take on the sword and sorcery genre.. Fabious: Of course. [last lines; she comes into his arms and they start kissing] Isabel: Wait! “I will keep it all in mind, Your Highness.” As I heard the trembling timbre of his voice, I knew my magical intimidation had struck home. She’s run off with the compass! She now roams the snow mountains of Charmain. : [Fabious looks behind him to see a naked woman]. Thadeous: Yes, of course. 1. King Tallious: Hmm. You hurt my feelings. I came back for you all! You want to skin them alive and wear their skin as a cape as you dance around their convulsing corpses. [he hands the trophy dick to Courtney] Isabel: Till we meet again. I can’t move from this place at the moment.” "Really?" Unless of course, there were a woman brave enough to bathe beside me. Found inside“Do you think that's wise, Highness?” her sciences advisor asked. “What if some rogue should attac from an alley between here and the ship? As only a knight can love a knight. Comedy fantasy directed by David Gordon Green. The story follows Prince Thadeous (Danny McBride), who has always lived his life in the shadow of his brother, the heir apparent, Prince Fabious (James Franco). What if Thadeous castrates an erect minotaur and wears the severed limb as a trophy sausage around his neck? Thadeous: I’m simply keeping an eye on her. You suck it! You want us to twist, what is long, with our sensitive hands? Fabious: Why would you say that? [she looks over her other shoulder and sees Courtney looking drunk] Isabel: [sarcastically] Frightening. Look over there? She is not like one of our dim witted chamber maids that let me take from behind. I’m seeing Vince Vaughn and Jon Favreau, what do you think? That sorry sack of shit! Thadeous: No, it doesn’t. Leezar: First of all, you obviously don’t know Jack shit about the prophecy. [Isabel looks over her shoulder straight towards them] Thadeous: Oh, God! And yet he chooses Thadeous as his best man. The balls of this woman! Look over there? [turns to Fabious] Thadeous: Well, it was nice to see you, as short as a visit it was. Pass the chips, I’ve got the munchies. But I never gave up hope, singing everyday and praying that someday my hero would find me. The abbess pitched her voice louder this time. But what if he butt-fucked her, would you still like her? Julie: I know your vulgarity masks your pain. We’d just slaughtered the Cyclops, we were on our way home and in the wind I heard the most beautiful song. While enjoying her reaction, Leo gave an order to Lambert. Leezar: What are you laughing at? Fabious: It is I, Prince Fabious and my brother, Prince Thadeous. Aah! That’s a baby. If you want me to go on to a quest then let’s start with something easy. [he pushes Fabious’s head down] Thadeous: Suck it! Fabious: [shouting] You fool! Capture Fabious and kill the rest! Our next meeting is scheduled a week from now, and it would be wise for you to have a representative there. You ate the heart. I can’t move my leg! You suck it! It is. Belladonna: Mmm. Narrator: [voice over] Prepare thyself for a twisted tale. Through the chapters of time, legends have been told of brave knights, evil warlocks, beautiful maidens, magical prophecies, and other serious shit. Thadeous: Oh, fuck me! Fabious: I went on a mini-quest and I found him for you. Isabel: That’s unfortunate. Thadeous: Courtney, she is a woman and we are a man! Great Wize Wizard: [laughing] Playful secrets! There’s a naked woman standing behind you. And I’m trying to think now, and there’s nothing. Mother: To the fuckening! Fabious: [shouting] You fool! You’ll be king of all the land. [lying in bed] Thadeous: Finally, alone! [after Thadeous has found and removed the blade of unicorn] Thadeous: Shall I just slide the sword back into the thingy, or place it gently upon the ground? We will want to choose a new High Wizard as soon as possible to provide you proper protection.” Boremont: Council? Fabious: I had so much fun on our adventure together. Your enjoyment will not be disturbed.” His voice had a faint trace of laughter. Isabel: Who protect what? But the teeth that were showing were large tombstones, not stalactites or stalagmites. Reviews and recommendations are unbiased and products are independently selected. The team behind Pineapple Express are back with Your Highness. But unhand my love. King Tallious: It is finally time for you to become a man! If she had a splinter, I would pull it from her flesh with my lips. No one wants to suck mine! We’ve almost been killed multiple times! I know this! I’m very tired. Leezar: Mmmm. But I don’t think you’ll need it. Isabel: Oh! [Isabel gives him a confused suspicious look]. No one wants to suck mine! Belladonna: Really? By continuing to use our site, you agree to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. I must surprise a band of thieves and burn them alive one by one in a symphony of shrieks. I’ve never heard of this tradition. Thadeous: Just say we are too late and Leezar has had his way with her. What about the code of the Knights Elite? [after finding out that Isabel has run off with their magical compass] Fabious: [shouting] God! Great Wize Wizard Fabious: I can’t! You must journey with your brother to rescue his bride. Where is it? Visions! Leezar: If you’re vagina is anything like my hand, there will be no problem. As only a knight can love a knight. Isabel: Oh! Thadeous: I don’t want to suck it! That sounds like a rather stupid blood thirsty tradition. The story follows Prince Thadeous (Danny McBride), who has always lived his life in the shadow of his brother, the heir apparent, Prince Fabious (James Franco). It is. He’s nothing more than a self-entitled rotten prince! Thadeous: Courtney, she is a woman and we are a man! Maybe they’re right! And we put him in a big codpiece. Fabious: If I’m not mistaken, it is the tradition that the best man gets to lay with the bridesmaids. Now I’m here to get her back. Found inside – Page 185was being wooed by a voice from the air. Indeed, the world over, lovers promise each other infinite ... “I do not love you, your Highness,” said Olivia, ... Found inside – Page 72He who seis his beart on a great object suddenly be of bloom ; the very youngest bad a wrinkle on her brow ; their forms comes wise . That would serve no purpose, brother. Thadeous: Shh. The last living member of the harsh bulgarudah. And meanwhile, Belladonna is going to get raped and die! There by, giving you a good poking as well! Be warned: they say the walls of this maze drive men to madness. Prince Fabious plans to marry Belladonna. I’ll help you! Thadeous: No! Thadeous: Like what? Thadeous: What? I’m seeing major box office — major — Fourth of July weekend tentpole, for sure. Thadeous: Fuck, no! : Whereas in … [the crowd cheers and Fabious kisses Belladonna]. “We can hope our assailants are sleeping in, but I think it wise to travel as far as … Belladonna: I was just thinking about your penis, and how unusual it must look. What about the brother? What journey be long and twisted and sensitive at hand? Thadeous: Really? [a small robotic bird flies through the crowd] Fabious: Join us my mechanical friend. Fabious: Boremont, cease Julie! To what end must man go to discover the depths of his ecstasy? [Soul of Maze shows Fabious being tortured by Leezar’s men] Thadeous: Shut your magical hole! We got into a huge sword fight and we were able to escape and he was not. With a roaring buzzing voice, came from the mouth of the fallen Czerny. [referring to the decapitated head of Cyclops] Thadeous: Why would you bring that disgusting thing here? Thadeous: Nothing. "Such a wise man," comes a woman's voice as the creature glows with a yellow aura, "you ruler here?" Fabious: All I want is for you to be part of this moment. Fabious Fabious: [shouting] Nets! Surely there must have been one. I shouldn’t have told you that. You made me look stupid in front of all your friends! Courtney: Yes. I was falling madly in love with her! And meanwhile, Belladonna is going to get raped and die! I dunno man, I still think it needs really graphic gore, with blood spurting and stuff. We shall remember it for the rest of our lives. How noble of him. It’s over. Thadeous: But we will protect her more, because we are men! Fabious: Am I interrupting something? My girlfriend’s an assistant and she says if you keep his trailer stocked with doobs, James Franco will do. Leave it where you found it. I will take your leave." I’m sure. After the surprising success of Pineapple Express back in 2008, audiences gleaned … ! King Tallious: Thadeous, please. I didn’t! But I guess I’ll never see him again. Thadeous: He’s my loyal animal companion. Courtney: I don’t like that idea, sir. Courtney: Yes. And he’s fat — everyone calls him Thadeous corpulent. Next, we need a quirky starlet for the meet-cute maiden — ooh, say Zooey Deschanel. You must know Fabious, I loved you! So … let’s see. Manious the Bold: Thousands. Found inside – Page 69Stay , I will leave “ Take my advice , Basilio , give over your ing angrily , his sallow cheek ghastly pale , his “ The Wizard of Granadan still slumbers , but would you could in your turn enlighten my ig . dark practices . Nothing remained of my six beloved brothers, save for the severed heads on sticks! Thadeous: Nor will I. Cockadoodle doo! In the blink of an eye, we’re back to back-to-school shopping. Thadeous: Who the hell is the Wize Wizard? You dare betray me twice?! Isabel: He was captured? A furry head appeared in the greenery. Thadeous: Father, you cannot be serious! I want you to be gay with me and father. Thadeous: Well, I would be remiss to say I did it alone. Fabious: Fuck! I can’t reach it with my mouth! King Tallious: Hmm. I do it every time I come. Courtney did. Behold the head of Leezar mighty Cyclops! Because she’s got a great rack. And fuck you! Now, look over your shoulder. With our huge muscles we shall protect you. Without the blade he’ll be helpless again Leezar. It was hopeless! For example, I have heard that your prince Fabious has made his bed recklessly with many, many maidens. Fabious: These some powerful herbs! Without the blade he’ll be helpless again Leezar. Be warned, they say the walls of this maze drive men to madness. Dwarf King: You’re a disgrace to any kingdom! [noticing Thadeous wearing a full armor] Fabious: Brother, you look ravishing in that armor. Thadeous: What a coincidence, I was just about to finish thinking of you. But I shouldn’t even be here. Just simple things like that. Thadeous: We have all the slaves, pickles and servants one could ever desire. It does nothing. Found inside – Page 347... your imperial highness try another slice of the Giant - like , thy noble form ,venison ? or will your princely majesty honor the Fearlessly thy voice is ... That’s the baby that someday I will have to have sex with. You’ve got to suck out the venom! Belladonna: Mmm. Isabel: Well, if you don’t want to join me, I could just take care of it myself. And funnier. However, today I just could not help myself. Found inside – Page 333“Your highness,” called the familiar voice of her personal council, Wigrid “The Wise.” Another loud rap followed the shout again. Aldonna took her time ... Thadeous: I would drown Courtney in a shallow fucking pond right now, if that means fair is fair. Thadeous: Not even on a tender night like this? [a dwarf executioner is standing beside Thadeous reading from a scroll] Dwarf Executioner: Prince Thadeous of Thorn, you are hereby sentenced to death by hanging for your elicit behavior with the noble Dwarf King’s second wife, Regina. Thadeous: Hah! Your Highness Quotes – ‘This quest sucks!’. Can’t get Johnny Depp because he likes dressing up as a pirate, not a knight. Courtney, definitely will! Remain perfectly still. [after rescuing Fabious] Thadeous: I know that you do not expect much from me, Fabious. There’s yet another quest that calls me to the western margins. The voice of Soft Wind Uranus trembles slightly, which shows that its mood at this time is indeed uncontrollable and complex. Exec 2 Yeah yeah, and this warlock, he’s obsessed with … Technical Specs. [Courtney throws a handkerchief at Julie]. [Soul of Maze shows Fabious being tortured by Leezar’s men] Thadeous: Shut your magical hole! Thadeous: Yes, I know. Giving me dark visions. Courtney: Incredible. The film centers on Prince Fabious (James Franco) and Prince Thadeous (Danny McBride), who are of the bold/valiant and slovenly/slacker variety, respectively (and Courtney. She’s looking at us! Thadeous: Hmmm. And they meet this other mysterious but totally hot chick who’s on her own quest. Isabel: Is that your cock? Thadeous: Great. Leezar: Oh, brave Fabious. Hamtaro: (thinks) Hi, Laura! The moon glimmering. Fabious: What?! : No, fuck it! Yuck! [he drops his hood and reveals himself] Fabious: Leezar! Switcher was fighting the bit, ears laid back, protesting the early start. And the main wise wizard, he’s like Yoda, only he’s a pedophile. Belladonna: How? Thadeous: Passed? [he taps his wine glass to get everyone’s attention] Thadeous: Look at Courtney’s new haircut. Courtney: Yes. Never think of this place again. Belladonna: I don’t believe you. Athaya picked up the skirt of her plain gray robe and danced a bit, as if to music. King Tallious: Please tell me that you completed your simple task and secured the treaty, signed by the lord of the dwarf boons. [Thadeous is sulking in his tents after he was fooled into eating a heart of a pig] Fabious: Knock, knock. Thadeous: We don’t know that for sure! Great Wize Wizard: Fabious has been coming here since he was a boy. Thadeous: Courtney, suck the venom! [as he goes to take step forward he falls down the stone steps], Great Wize Wizard: Who dares enter my den? Would you still be able to be with her? Thadeous: Fascinating. No! Leezar: It doesn’t look unusual. Thadeous: Hah! Fabious: I don’t want to think about that. [after thinking hard for a few seconds] Fabious: I got it! Still a virgin. [the crowd shout in anger for Thadeous to be executed] Dwarf Executioner: And your minstrel, Courtney is to be tarred and feathered, for unlawful association with a deviant. [whilst drinking in a tavern, they spot Isabel sat at a table with some men] Courtney: Sir! [after killing the minotaur with the blade of unicorn] Thadeous: Did you just see that? Fabious: He’s an ancient seer, who helps men on their quest with ale and insight. Thadeous: Souvenir of your kill? Thadeous: I don’t want to be gay with you two! Well, you saved the entire land. For the first time, Athaya perceived that she had visitors and abruptly stopped her silent dance. But I will stand with you on this night. I know this! I’m not feeling visions. Never think of this place again. Totally. But I guess I’ll never see him again. What were our masters orders? Not a bad run for a first quest. Isabel: He was captured? Fabious: Oh. “Your Highness, as you know, the queen appoints one member to the Wizard Council, who speaks for her interests. [Fabious leaves to get his surprise] Thadeous: [to himself] Isabel! [Fabious, Thadeous and Courtney nod their heads in agreement] Boremont: Well, if what they say is true, then Julie I have but one question for you. Quotes. It is. Found insideAunadar raised his head and their eyes locked, noble and wizard, brief fire passing between them. ... Her voice trailed away into silence. Well, you saved the entire land. It was more or less just heavy petting, with a brief moment of penetration! Thadeous: I left Goddamn Steven back at camp. Thadeous: Hmmm. Say, dude, have you ever really looked at your hand? Doesn’t it make his head look like the tip of a penis? Fabious: I loved you too, Boremont. [she looks over her shoulder] Thadeous: Other shoulder. Oh, if your mother could see you now. Fabious: Ahh! Fabious: Thadeous, you must calm down. When I first heard her voice, a tear came to my eye. Me! Thadeous: That’s pure love. For the quest. The Day a New Demon Was Born is the first episode of Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion. [reluctantly Thadeous leans closer to the wizard] Thadeous: Hello. The story follows Prince Thadeous (Danny McBride), who has always lived his life in the shadow of his brother, the heir apparent, Prince Fabious (James Franco). Tired of always being passed over, Thadeous is now content to slack off, drink and enjoy the company of a maiden or two, while Fabious has fabulous adventures. Thadeous: Well, it would be nice to be king. The balls of this woman! No! Fabious: No. But what if he butt-fucked her, would you still like her? If she had a wound, I would kiss it. I mean not to intrude on such a joyous occasion. As if you cannot rest until you destroy those who harmed your family. Isabel: No! It’s yours. Angelton paused: "I know that Her Royal Highness wants to control the mood of the portal, but in the wizard's power, entering the tidal realm does not necessarily need to go through that channel." Nice to meet you. She kicks ass, like a ninja. Fabious: What’s your problem? I’m sure. And of course a very beautiful virgin that looks just like… [looks around the women in the wedding crowd then points at Belladonna] Leezar: …her! Trash of the Count’s Family. There’s yet another quest that calls me to the western margins. Well, it’s, we just got home. I saw him seeking council with Leezar! Julie: Anyway, so that you don’t feel like you’re missing out on any of the fun. Sweet dreams, brother. [she looks over her other shoulder and sees Courtney looking drunk] Isabel: [sarcastically] Frightening. [taking off the Minotaur’s dick he had hanging round his neck as a trophy of his kill] Thadeous: Here. [holding the dick in front of her] Thadeous: Say hello? Starring: Danny McBride, James Franco, Natalie Portman, Toby Jones, Justin Theroux, Zooey Deschanel, Charles Dance, Damian Lewis, Rasmus Hardiker, Simon Farnaby. One in particular, involving an ancient prophecy destined of evil filled by a powerful warlock. Before the queen could reply, Merlin's eyes turned glassy. Courtney: What do we do? We have dancing bears, orientals and all the berries care to pick. Before him on a small wooden table was the map to all of Oz, and the battles marked in … Thadeous: We don’t know for sure if she’ll die. Great Wize Wizard: Breathe deeply of these herbs and share a vision with me. Isabel: Ooh! Isabel: I know how you’re feeling inside. [they freeze in their positions and Isabel ignores them and dives into the pond], Thadeous: What exactly is your problem with me? I saved you! You tried to brainwash and convert a war golem." Thadeous: Yes. [he pours some oils on his hands and just as he begins to masturbate] Thadeous: [to himself] Hello, there! Thadeous: The time for pleasantries is through. I will probably die on this quest! Do you think any of those men are her boyfriends? Someone I know you’ve been missing. Super Dimensional Wizard Chapter 2228. Nothing remained of my six beloved brothers, save for the severed heads on sticks! Leezar: Yes! [Thadeous starts miming moving his hips backwards and forwards as if having sex] Thadeous: [to Courtney] Isn’t that amazing, how he can talk and suck my cock at the same exact time? You want to skin them alive and wear their skin as a cape as you dance around their convulsing corpses. He brings home Belladonna, a princess imprisoned by Leezar and the Cyclops. Leezar: If you’re vagina is anything like my hand, there will be no problem. Why are you showing me this? * * * The fluctuating mana slowly dissipated, and I … Thadeous: [disappointed] Oh! Oh, that’s a great plan! That doesn’t matter — there will only be 13-year-old boys in the audience anyway. There by, giving you a good poking as well! Thadeous: All right! Courtney: Possibly. And then they look at me like I’m some sort of idiot! [as Fabious and Thadeous leave the Wize Wizard’s house after jerking him off] Thadeous: This quest sucks! Well it, it wasn’t my fault! [The Birth of a Hero] was a novel focused on the adventures of the main character, Choi Han, a high Fabious: Fuck Courtney! Thadeous: No! Soul of the Maze: It’s what you wanted, is it not? High quality Your Highness gifts and merchandise. Found inside – Page 239He and the magister exchanged glances that Kyle couldn't see , then the wizard sat , and the priest spoke to the king : " Not wise , indeed , Your Highness . In this matter , the orders and the wizards speak with one voice . A constant reminder of my vow to avenge them. You fought with honor, why don’t you treat yourself and take rest at our castle? Belladonna: How do you know it’s going to work? Because you go out and have to pretend to be the best! Sir! Thadeous: No, fuck it! Leah Yard Designs and Unimpressed Screen Printing have teamed up to create a limited-edition collection of pieces that give back to the Downtown Eastside. Elementary things! She might be into it –. Their teeth taken as tokens. I got it! Thadeous: Me. It’ll be hilarious. King Tallious: Don’t bandy words with me, Thadeous. Found inside1 your highness shall command a pence iv . ! we have made peale , with no less honour peacel the charm's wound up .... Macbeth , i . Isabel: Let’s just stay here and snuggle. I was hoping to have a few hours of just doing nothing. Tired of always being passed over, Thadeous is now content to slack off, drink and enjoy the company of a maiden or two, while Fabious has fabulous adventures. Fabious Fuck! Before we go any further, there’s something I have to show you. Through the chapters of time, legends have been told of brave knights, evil warlocks, beautiful maidens, magical prophecies, and other serious shit. I cannot accept another warriors trophy. Fabious: Well, seeing you by yourself at the wedding didn’t seem right. "I am King Dusk," he says, "King of Goldonia, who are you and what do you want?" Found inside – Page 5653 peace , doting wizard , peace ...... Comedy of Brr . iv . ... V.3 peace , fool , thy master and his man your highness shall command a peace iv . ... 2 but peace , Æneas , peace , Trojan I have a voice and precedent of peace ... [to Fabious] Thadeous: You did this when you were a child? How many quests have I been on with Fabious? [turning to the wizard] Fabious: We had great times. Thadeous: Who’d ever want to be her boyfriend! thing. It’s over. I don’t want that thing touching me. Be warned: they say the walls of this maze drive men to madness. Thadeous: The compass, hand it over now? Perhaps just relaxing. Courtney: It’s my birthday today. [as Isabel is about to leave the tavern Thadeous comes up behind her] Thadeous: Not so fast, trickster! Now I shall hurt yours. "Your highness, something has come up that I need to put an end to. I want to be king by myself! Thadeous: Probably me. Thadeous: All right! And then they look at me like I’m some sort of idiot! A nineteen year old boy, almost a man. If I can defeat her, the curse will be broken. I shouldn’t have told you that. Isabel: You lied! I must surprise a band of thieves and burn them alive one by one in a symphony of shrieks. So, I’ve brought you someone. [he hands the trophy dick to Courtney] Isabel: Till we meet again. Boremont: No, it’s the same betrayal as before. But when an evil wizard kidnaps Fabious’ fiancée, Belladonna (Zooey Deschanel), Thadeous has no choice but to find his inner hero and join his brother’s quest to save her. Thadeous: I don’t want to suck it! Thadeous: We don’t know that for sure! This time to rescue Belladonna and rid the land of that loathsome retch, once and for all! I brought you Steven! Fabious: [shouting] Belladonna, I love you! Fabious: Maybe we can both be king. When you didn’t show up for the wedding I feared the worst. You must be ready to change your attitude and leave your comfort zone. That way the movie trailer voice-over guy can say in that deep serious voice: “James Franco … IS …  Jason Bourne.”, I know but — wait I’ve got it, it’s Bourne meets. [Isabel looks over her shoulder straight towards them] Thadeous: Oh, God! Thadeous: You should close your eyes, Julie. Isabel: Really? It was hopeless! Nah, but I’d sure rent it and take a puff every time a character dropped an F-bomb. Thadeous: Yes! Great Wize Wizard : Not so … Dude, as long as she wears a low-cut velvet dress I don’t even care if she has any lines. I brought you Steven! Courtney: Uh, please have mercy on us, lady warrior. Easy, there. Why would anyone ever want to be with you? Either journey with your brother and the knights Elite, or you can face banishment from the kingdom. And then you and I head for home. Comedy fantasy directed by David Gordon Green. Courtney: It’s my birthday today. But I shouldn’t even be here. Fabious: All right. : Isabel: I wish I could, but I never rest. Found inside – Page 329Above all , our American friends may reflect with satisfaction money which your Lordship , in common with almost every other ... with a deep sense of its horrors , and that his wise every 1000 copies , or a trifle over 2 } 1. per copy . : You fought with honor, why don’t you treat yourself and take rest at our castle? Found inside – Page 30There is : 10 1111-10 on the strings Of hos neglected lute : Her white land wakes no ... the voice and the band , tends greatly to the society underwent a ... You’re so easily deceived. The cold air licking your tits. Your Highness Fanfiction. Thadeous: My, God! And without that sword, how do we defeat Leezar? It scares me. [Fabious looks behind him to see a naked woman] [Fabious has bitten by one of the giant snake heads] Fabious: I’ve been bitten!

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